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MOTHER PIG What did you learn in from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
MOTHER PIG: What did you learn in school today? FIRST PIGLET: Oink! Oink! SECOND PIGLET: Oink! Oink! THIRD PIGLET: Woof! Woof! MOTHER PIG: What? THIRD PIGLET: I'm taking a foreign language.

Mama Pig has a great new kitchen from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.

Mama Pig has a great new kitchen from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Mama Pig has a great, new kitchen appliance that lets her prepare meals ahead. It's called a garbage compactor.

Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.

Is it true the pigs went over from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Is it true the pigs went over Niagara Falls in a barrel? No, that story's just a lot of hogwash.

If you drop this book in a from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
If you drop this book in a pig pen, what should you do? Take the words out of their mouths.

If an elephant is the symbol of from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party, what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food.

I told you not to let those from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
I told you not to let those pigs In my office. Now, look what's happened. They've eaten all the dates off my calendar!

How does a pig write home With from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
How does a pig write home? With a pig pen.

How does a mama pig put her from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
How does a mama pig put her piglets to sleep? She reads them pig tales.

How do you take a pig to from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!

How do you get your pigs to from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
How do you get your pigs to sleep at night? No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

How do you fit more pigs on from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!

How did the little pig win at from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
How did the little pig win at Monopoly? He built hotels on Pork Place.

How can you tell the pig is from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
How can you tell the pig is a failure as Easter bunny? By the egg on its face.

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.

Have you heard about the pig who from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.

FIRST PIGLET How do you know your from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
FIRST PIGLET: How do you know your boyfriend loves you? SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

FARMER Who raided my vegetable patch PIGLET from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
FARMER: Who raided my vegetable patch? PIGLET: Beets me!

Doctor doctor Ive got a little styThen from Flashcomment Pig jokes Jokes
Doctor, doctor, I've got a little sty. Then you'd better buy a little pig.